The blog is dead, long live the blog.

Fossilized mollusks.

It was as satisfying as watching a teenage diary burn when I deleted my old blog.

I hadn’t written anything of substance in a long time, but as the weeks passed, I realized that I still had things to say that didn’t fit in 140 characters. So, in short, I decided to give up blogging, but it didn’t take.

So here I am. Doing some more half-assed blogging for a nonexistent audience.

I almost renamed the blog “The Sarah L. Crowder Vanity Project,” but it wouldn’t fit in the header. Still, it’s best to think of it that way.

I feel so egotistical and weak. Sigh.